And whether you want it or not, Empire Online is reporting that Arnold Schwarzenegger will reprise his iconic role as the title character of the franchise that made him into a superstar.
Excellent News! I was worried after all, since Terminator Salvation essentially just reinforced that robots blowing shit up isn't nearly as entertaining in the absence of an Austrian accent.
And really, doesn't a little piece in us all pine for the glory days of 2003 when Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines elevated the franchise to the pantheons of American Art?
Love children to support,
Oopps; wrong picture....
Private jets to maintain,
And, Hummers with tanks that need to be filled.
In other Didn't See it Coming From A Mile Away News, Schwarenegger will also be returning as Conan in 2014's The Legend of Conan.
The sequel to his 80s smash hit Twins, titled, brilliantly: Triplets.
Based on how the cast is shaping up so far, Schwarzenegger's involvement will only be the second most desperate attempt at a career revival: